music + pictures

Oh, the industry of the American Wedding...

To celebrate our major accomplishments through the conventions of Event Planning, I'd like to share our funnest finds to date.

First, our photog extrordinaire Maggie Conley of Mystic, Connecticut. Although we will probably pass, she will do nude shoots for $450. (Note: probably = definitely)

Second, our (still unconfirmed) musical performer DJ DMAC, hailing from the District. This decision is not to preclude impromptu performances by the trained or untrained at any given moment. Did I mention open bar?

While there remain a few things left unfigured-outed (such as ceremony protocol, hors d'ouvres selection, bridal shoe color, etc), we'd like to provoke debate over the qualifications and obligations of this guy: